List of Places you Don’t Want to Run Into Your Pediatrician

stethoscope-29309_6401. At a cider tasting bar where you have brought your five month old baby that you are breastfeeding and where you are standing in line at the bar (to get food! I swear!) and you smell like a homeless person (no offense to homeless people – I’m a Democrat, I support social services!) because your baby puked down the front of your shirt on the way there.

I don’t know what #2 is because #1 was embarrassing enough!

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