1. At a cider tasting bar where you have brought your five month old baby that you are breastfeeding and where you are standing in line at the bar (to get food! I swear!) and you smell like a homeless person (no offense to homeless people – I’m a Democrat, I support social services!) because your baby puked down the front of your shirt on the way there.
I don’t know what #2 is because #1 was embarrassing enough!